#peloshians-when
7,946 messages · Sep 2021 to Nov 2026
Me returning to my house in Alexandria after the Volerians have been defeated in 2014 only to see that my house got turned into a native Peloshian baby mulching facility
Me in 2045 when my son does become a Caho fan, but then he lowk glazes Voleria, is a Nerd and Edmund apologist, Iyasu and Aldrice hater, and he goons to Katt so I lowk sentence him to 2 years of building up Iyasua
"E V I L is the strongest"
"Satamachi is a bum and a fraud"
"Deetz was the best villain"
"Next Generations will never be as good as og caho"
Randy Bandy to Ilora after they failed to sell 10k worth of heroine in a day (Ilora only sold 9.99k)
"Maybe playing 7 characters is too many, you should consider playing le..."
my honest reaction:
“Man I wish the food at Finn’s was better, and not made with gorilla puke and donkey ass”
Jordan Berer:
me when I tune into Voleria TV accidentally and it's just non stop videos of minorites being beheaded, ai generated videos of the emperor pooping on the rest of Peloshia, and straight hitler speeches
When I wake up to Voleria TV blasting “Pray For The Grugs” for the 45th time that day
Aldrice on the beaches of the dorm area while everyone else is being killed by the drug dealers
Start of a new arc: "this episode we're just going to go to the classes and have the characters hang out afterwards"
The same arc 5 episodes later:
"Spirit is the strongest Demon, it's so over when he awakens"
Cannon Spirit Feats:
How it feels to fix up the Charity Stadium for the Bontu Ball Cup, even though there won’t be an arc for it
But my mall only had b&bw, a shoe store, a GNC and an Ashley Furniture store
Me and the boys listening to “Tell Me U Luv Grug” by Grug WRLD & Trippie Grug
Right wing Caho “fans” when you tell them to stop drawing Rango as a Nazi, Iyasu gore, and tradwife Karma
Right wing caho fans watching stamachi turn into a dictator only to sacrifice everything
me after opening my mailbox in 2045 (I just killed off Ivan and didn't make Rantamachi cannon)
Caho writers hoping and praying people stop asking about canon yaoi’s at every single meet and greet
me reading Rantamachi fanfics in the future and taking inspiration from them
When Voleria gets the aux at the 2008 Bontu Ball Cup and genuinely plays Pray For The Left and other Tom Macdonald stinkers the entire time
When you go to the bontu ball World Cup but the announcers are Volerian so they play monkey noises over any team that isn’t Voleria Britian or the US
Me looking at the ingredients and preservatives in one Finn’s recipe (this one’s just the chicken nuggets)