#peloshians-when
7,946 messages · Sep 2021 to Nov 2026
How Volerian priests who have 20 child slave wives, torture minorities on the daily, drop chemical weapons on Native Peloshian towns, Steal from the poor, Perform demon summoning rituals, And eat exclusively multched fetuses and live babies look at you when you tell them you’re gay
When I open my Finns Sadness Meal containing a 0.5g of protein 90g of sugar cheeseburger, with the toy being a collab with Three Slice and the Disasterous Six
When my homie steals a pack of gum in Voleria but since he was 17% Blitalian and 0.01% Native Peloshian, he’s getting the electric chair
The type of mf I see pull up when I have the audacity to be a little dark skinned in Voleria
“Are you going to be the sun because you are Rango Azicory or are you Rango Azicory because you are destined to be the sun”
When she got “w broncs, did you rebuild chairville?” Humor but you genuinely haven’t gotten any play since 22 in the sentino room
"Nimona is Lesbian
Zap is Gay and Transgender
Suhen is Nonbinary and Asexual
Ilora is Genderfluid and Pan
Aldrice is Polish
Igor is ..."
Me when given the opportunity to draw BlazeXSalem art instead of developing Salem’s skillset and lore
Blitalians when their local Telnese Restaurant closes and now their only food options or Borscht, Blitalian meat jelly, or Finns
Caho side characters: Planting flowers, arguing with eachother, or going to class
Caho main characters:
how mfs describe living through the Cocoethese Invasion (they're from Bayville and have never witnessed a harnester or a single bit of combat in their life)
Peloshia going from ww3, to ludus's cleansings, to the cocoethese invasion, to voleria's takeover, to ww4, to the arrival of the saturians, to pyer's takeover, to getting the new cocoethese all in the span of under 50 years
Daward's Enterprises Incorporated, the parent company of Daward's Sticker Shop, after their acronym is DEI, also stands for Diversity, Equity, Inclusion
Rosario and Yolkley stalemating because even though White Lightning withered away when they bit Rosario, Rosario’s slot machine has farm animals on it which reminds Yolkley of his family farm
"EMPEROR INVITICUS IS THE EMPEROR OF GOD, HE WILL PURGE THE WORLD OF DEGENERACY AND REIN FOR 1000 YEARS!"
Emperor Invictus in 2013 (if Voleria hasn't collapsed at that point):
When you on a date with fine shyt and she says her favorite Caho character is Dave so you lowkey know you needa get tf out of there
