#peloshians-when
7,946 messages · Sep 2021 to Nov 2026
"Satamachi is a bum"
"Lyn is a bum and goth mommy"
"Doug Dimadome is based"
"Sundrie is a bum"
"Danka is a femboy"
"Zap is a tomboy"
"Aldrice should just shut up and become Edmund's wife"
My honest reaction:
me using my computer (saying bullshit) to make ethan come back from his training arc (the us military)
Average Caho Characters fighting for their lives: "RAAAAHGH I'LL KILL YOU!!!"
Glassia fighting for her life:
Krema and O C T E N G E T I's souls in the sword after the combinded attack was used
Erwin when he has to fight an actual harnester instead of dismembering defenseless civillians and babies
Young evil confused why Rango hates her but is also the only one willing to help her survive
Athena watching Aldrice sign up for the goon club (she thought goon meant wearing mafia outifits as snapping down alleys)
typa shit the drug dealers were going to do to Paddy just to still call him a friend
Charity watching The Froghorn Islands spend millions of donated money on stupid shit like a robo cock sucking machine instead of war efforts
Caho Civilians in 2008: "Heh, here's why my favorite harnester beats your favorite harnester"
Caho Civilians in 1980 when a harnester stops them from being mugged:
"The legionaries have made the most peaceful, orderly, and cleanest country in the world, Voleria is the best"
Average drive in Voleria:
Iyasu without Forbiden Radiance, W A R D's deals, Lon Gin's training, Urja form, Avesh form, Quarkspliter form, half angel heratige, and no battle experience:
"my favorite La Familia member is someone other than Pavol, Himan, Maximov, or Sunday"
average trip going south of Caho: "Oohh boy, can't wait to see Paromatica"
average trip going west of Caho: "alright let's go on a hike up the mountains and then go to the beach to cool off"
average trip going east of Caho: "Damn, Blyatville is so pretty"
average trip going north of Caho:
mfw I'm trying to make a caho character and Grug keeps sending reels and Flim keeps saying bs
when you’re trying to make your first caho character but grug blows up your instagram every two seconds and flim is sentenced to upstate new york
