#peloshians-when
7,946 messages · Sep 2021 to Nov 2026
Me off my fourth overpriced energy drink, driving the 1d 12h highway to Iyasua, when the Roadside worker has the audacity to say “Hello, my name’s Trombone”
The average life of the construction crew that builds the interstate highways
"I know Destatune just destroyed half Iyasua and Iyasu just got sealed away but an old hydra member is coming to the city! Do you think it will be someone like Sundrie or Albert?!"
Nate pulling up to Iyasua not having a single powerup since the 1980s:
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2088978056748896256…
Me trying to undo all my wrong doings in caho
POV: you are about to fight an opponent and the mento character is explaining to you the power system before you fight
My neurons genuinely all dying after I consume Finn’s for an entire week straight
Iyasu arriving to South Iyasua to see Suhen, Jerry, and Zap all bleeding out, A guy dead from an overdose, and Paddy succumbing to void energy
Iyasua Academy Plot: "Hey sis, Sal said she wanted to go to the concert with me, do you think that means anything?"
Ilora Subplot:
50 year old white men with MAGA hats when their Voleria weekend vacation comes to a close
The main characters of an arc after fighting the BBEG and getting hit 4 quadrillion time
Destatune: "aaaahhh, I have become the embodiment of hatred! Iyasua will be drenched in blood!"
The humble Billiam Badford:
Me going to world building club this Sunday and beaming 8 years of Caho lore into the mind of the poor fellow who said hi to me
"the penis is the vessel for the cum which becomes with and is the vessel for the cum book
so since Destatune does flesh manipulation, he can make a penis, you know what that means... CIRCUMCISION"
when I'm talking to someone about Caho theories and they bring up the "Cum Book Destatune Circumcision theory" so you realise there's levels to this shit
The big bang is caho circumcision theory, cum words theory, destitune is a cum book theory, the caho cum expansion theory, Pelosha is stored in the balls theory, Destitune jewish penis theory, Penis book theory
"So if Caho is stored in the balls, that means it will eventually get cummed outwards which is through the vessel of the books, will be when we write Caho and people read it which is an allegory for getting cummed on by the penis which is circumcised by Jewish Destatune... I rest my case"
caho is stored in the balls cum book library, he says destatune vessel for circumsion jewish jizz hard balls out to the world, hmmmm... interesting
Angola sad about not receiving a single location of the soulless corporation Finn’s
Caho Major Villains: (the exact opposite ideal of the main cast, often being a dark reflection of them, usually in a position of power)
Caho Minor Villains:
when it's 2029 and Voleria is on the brink of losing ww4 but Voleria has genuinely tortured and killed enough of the innocent to have the souls Necessary to summon Caho Satan so Emperor Inviticus does the ritual to end the world and bring out Caho Satan from the depths of the Spirit World
How it feels when you wanna build up Iyasua, Tabereburg, and a Telnese city all at the same time while also not having a super big motivation to build
How it feels to build in Charity and East Charity only when in motivated so I’m satisfied with every build
Me randomly remembering that it is canon that before Rozz got dementia he was really close with karma