Dave and the Flooring Associate make their way to the desk. The associate sits…

Dave and the Flooring Associate make their way to the desk. The associate sits down behind the desk, and Dave catches a seat in the customer chair

Flooring Associate: So, first I’ll need your zip code
Dave: 69426

Flooring Associate: Okay… give me one moment the machine is incredibly slow

Flooring Associate: Alright, so we’re looking at two bedrooms, tons of mouse clicking one living room, a hallway, and a kitchen?

Dave: Yep

Flooring Associate: Alright, any specific types of flooring in mind like brands or names?

Dave: Uhhh, no not yet, just kinda the idea of carpet

Flooring Associate: All good, I can just select “carpet” for now

the Flooring Associate waits for the slow ass machines to work

Dave: Oh, does the carpet ounces matter depending on the room

Flooring Associate: he looks confused What do you mean?

Dave: Is there any specific stuff like that? Like you can’t put “x” amount of ouncage in a specific room

Flooring Associate: Kind of? The thicker the ouncage is, the more fluffy and plush it’ll be. While thicker stuff is more susceptible to marks from furniture being in a spot for a long time, stuff like that, there’s not REALLY a specific ouncage you need

Dave: Okay

Flooring Associate: Unless, you’re talking about stairs, in which case yes

Dave: Stairs?

Flooring Associate: Yep, it is heavily recommended to not go past 50 ounces on stairs

Dave: Why?

Flooring Associate: it’s more difficult for the carpet to tuck and bend around the stairs, it gets too thick

Dave: Oohhhh, that didn’t click in my mind chuckles

Flooring Associate: It’s all good, they pay me to know this stuff laughs also

the machine finally loads

Flooring Associate: Alright, and now I’ll just need a first name and last name

Dave: Dave, Togekiro. T as in Tom, O-G-E-K-I-R-O

Flooring Associate: Okay, and an email and phone number

Dave: Uhh, 414-414-4114, and email’s gonna be daveislowkeyfreaky@grugmail.com

Flooring Associate: Nice, okay. Now, what’s the address they will be arriving to?

Dave: 1128 West Buttsex Drive

Flooring Associate: Oh that’s neat, my grandma lives on that street

Dave: Gale Diddledik?

Flooring Associate: You got it!

Dave: She’s a nice soul, always gardening when I pass by

Flooring Associate: She loves to garden

after taking a long ass time, the machine finally loads again

Flooring Associate: Now, what date do we have in mind? We have every Monday and Friday

Dave: Uhh, Monday or Friday doesn’t really work for me…

Flooring Associate: Looks like we do have a random Tuesday, the 18th

Dave: That can work

Flooring Associate: alright, Tuesday the 18 it is. the next screen pops up Any instructions for the measurers?

Dave: Uhh, not necessarily

Flooring Associate: typing That’s all good, I’m putting one in, says “Call when on the way”

Dave: Oh, that reminds me, when will they show up?

Flooring Associate: So they’ll call you either the evening on Monday, or the morning the day of to pin down an exact time. Typically they’ll call around 7-9 in the morning

Dave: Okay, what are the possible hours for them to show up

Flooring Associate: About 8am to 5pm, they got a lot of houses to get to

Dave: Yikes, I’d hate to work that job. But yeah those times work for me

Flooring Associate: Aaalright… waiting for the slow ass printer to print the document, it eventually does Here’s your copy of the paperwork for Tuesday, the 18th. Like I said, they’ll call either evening before or morning of to schedule a specific time. Appointment lasts around 45 minutes. Once they’re done, they bring us the information. We sometimes can even set up a direct quote with the measurements right after they come back, it generally just depends

Dave: Alright, thank you so much

Flooring Associate: You are welcome, hope everything goes well Mr. Togekiro

Dave: If I can get your name

Flooring Associate: Pancakesalad. Actually, I have my business card he hands it to Dave