Dave, The 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Overlord, gets his In-Home Measure at The Home Depot in…

Dave, The 𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 Overlord, gets his In-Home Measure at The Home Depot in Charity City

Dave: walks into the building, and finds the nearest cashier Excuse me ma’am, where’s the flooring desk?

Cashier: points at Aisle 1 Head down Aisle 1, it’ll be right behind it’s second end cap

Dave: Alright, thanks begins to walk in the provided direction

Cashier: No problem!

Dave follows the path the worker told, and it leads him directly to where he was promsies. By the desk, he sees the flooring associate putting away carpet samples

Flooring Associate: sees Dave How’s it going sir? sets down the carpet samples

Dave: Good, good, just looking to fix up the flooring in my home

Flooring Associate: Sounds good, what rooms are we looking at?

Dave: One kitchen, one hall, living room, and two bedrooms

Flooring Associate: Okay, is there any connected closets to the bedrooms or other rooms

Dave: Actually yes, the bedrooms. Looking to have those included

Flooring Associate: Awesome, are they low, moderate, or high traffic areas?

Dave: Uhh, usually mid traffic regularly, but high traffic around the holidays

Flooring Associate: Alright, and any pets or messy children?

Dave: I do have a cat if that matters

Flooring Associate: To get you the best options, it does matter. What is the current existing flooring situation?

Dave: The current living room and two bedrooms are carpeted, the kitchen has some shitty vinyl sheet tile. Had it since I moved in about a year and a half ago

Flooring Associate: What’s the condition the carpet is in?

Dave: Not good, doesn’t stand a chance against my cat’s… “accidents”

Flooring Associate: That’s exactly what I was getting at. walks over to display carpets, Dave follows For the bedrooms and living room, I’d definitely recommend keeping it, and instead switching to this PetProof brand. Holds up way better, easier to clean, and has a better warranty centered around massive accidents

Dave: Okay… what about the kitchen? Any recommendations?

Flooring Associate: Definitely not carpet laughs, not a good idea. We do have hardwood which is more expensive, but can last up to 30 years in some cases

Dave: Ehh, not a bad suggestion

Flooring Associate: We do also have vinyl plank over here walks to Aisle 35, Dave follows

Flloring Associate: On the right side, this is where all our vinyl is. You might see the brand LifeProof all over, it’s our most reliable brand for vinyl

Dave: Huh, interesting

the flooring associate picks up a vinyl plank sample piece of Dusk Cherry and hands it to Dave

Flooring Associate: It has this nice texture, similar, but not the same as natural woods. It snaps into place for easy install, and has built in underlayerment on the bottom

Dave: Mm, okay… plays with the sample this is quite nice

Flooring Associate: I do recommend giving it a thought, don’t want you to make an expensive mistake!

Dave: Yeah, I get you, would I be able to take this home?

Flooring Associate: Absolutely, take as many as you need that are tagged with that “sample” tag. All types of flooring can vary heavily from each plank, whether it be tiny, design, or anything else. Taking a lot of samples will help you get your own ideas across, just make sure to bring them back when the project is either almost finished, or fully completed

Dave: Yeah… I just… this is quite a lot to take in. I might need a moment

Flooring Associate: That’s all good. One thing I can offer you is an In-Home Measure. Once the forum is completed, it’ll last for a full calendar year

Dave: Wait, really? What does it mean?

Flooring Associate: Yep. Basically, we send our measurement team HDMS to your property, appointment lasts about 45 minutes. They take all measurements needed, giving us many pages of information to work with like current subfloor, possible lead, asbestos, etc, floor plans, all that good jazz

Dave: Hm, would I be able to set that up now?

Flooring Associate: Yep, follow me to the desk!