Good News Inc 69 Presents: ————————————————————————— The Froghorn Islands War…

Good News Inc 69 Presents:
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The Froghorn Islands War Gets WORSE For Everyone
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Today marks a new and scary milestone in the Froghorn Islands Civil War, as famous hero Dave Togekiro admits himself that the islands are “Far Too Gone”. It all started 3 days ago, when The Froghorn Islands turned to legendary freakster Dave for assistance in war efforts (I guess over $6 million wasn’t enough). Today, Dave has admitted himself that the cartels and gangs ravaging the islands are “Too much for me to handle”, and that the country itself may be “Far too gone for any fixing”. Since the beginning of this war, the population has had a steady decline in the region, with a drop from an estimated 386,000, to a low 190,000. Most are immigrating away from the islands, yet some unfortunately get caught up in the crossfire and can’t make it. Along with the terrible news, two recent bombings had occurred at two different hospitals in the Southern Islands region, killing 3 total and injuring many. On the side of good news, it seems that The Froghorn Islands’ military is making efforts against the LRDS, as they have recaptured the entire city of Jiggleford in the Jiggleford region. We hope the situation continues to improve. Until then, this was Good News Inc, thank you for tuning in!
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