#peloshians-when
7,946 messages · Sep 2021 to Nov 2026
Average Cocoethese Episode: "Evil is going to force us to play red light green light to the death for the fate of the universe"
Average Dirty Deeds Deals Once More Episode:
when we're 4 arcs in and Aldrice has already beaten back 32 Volerian bounty hunters trying to take her back to Voleria so they lowk send Antioch the Demon of Fear to deal with her
Volerian mfs when you tell them they can't nuke every major city in the world
Iyasu when defeating Karma (who may or may not try to blow up a city): "I see your darkness, you don't have to do this, you can take a kinder path"
Aldrice when she finds the mf that stole 2 dollars from her:
Me returning home in Voleria and my kids say they didn't hate native peloshians
"Iyasu's old now, everyone is weaker, she'll have no more good fights"
Iyasu vs God Emperor Mossus:
How Aldrice and Clavin will feel figuring out that you can't exit a veil (they've been in 10 fights against veil users before this realization)
when im having a good day in Iyasua then i hear a whistle in the sky behind me
Average Blitalian Orthodox priest when you tell them you practice a different religion:
Me when I go to check a post in one of the lore channels thinking Ellie or Peyton came up with some really cool ideas only to see it’s Flim saying some shit like “Jorkin it…what do we think”:
the only lifeforms that existed in like 90% of the universes Cocoethese went to
"please Yolkley I need this... I'm kinda homeless and swam from Ikoron
Yolkley I'm watching your farm boi, why you trying not to laugh boi that's disrespectful as shit."
me in 2038 when I catch """"caho fans"""" (chud larpers) saying some shit like:
"Edmund is misunderstood"
"Zap is a woman"
"Aldrice is actually evil"
"Zappdy is my favorite straight ship"
"Satamachi is a bum"
"Voleria is based and redpilled"
General Dictator reading a genocidal manifest to make sure his murder is justified
“This episode will have the characters play Bontu ball with each other for an hour”
“Let’s make a tier list of the Caho characters based on weather or not they’re shaved”
"were doing story at 11!" homies waiting between the hours of 11-12 for everyone to show up
“The generals will legit torture and kill other Volerian soldiers for an hour straight this episode”
Velonia: "We will bring back democracy to a united Velonia"
Durado: "Power creates monsters, let's all be free"