#peloshians-when
7,946 messages · Sep 2021 to Nov 2026
me watching Voleria and Belsbee win WW4 (I'm either getting sent to the deathcamps or turned into the flesh robot)
Ronald Reagan and Marget Thatcher watching as Velonia and Paromatica crumble (the US and UK are next)
“Oh boy I wonder what countries will be the top 3 in Peloshia for this statistic”
Velonia, Paromatica, and Blitalia:
Trusevia watching Peska go from swords and knights to factories the moment the inner Peloshians arrived
The typa shit they do to you in Voleria when you forget one of you're 5 daily prayers to Emperor Mossus
The typa shit they do to you in Voleria if you're a woman that has 5 kids instead of 6
The typa shit they do to you in Voleria if you served in the military for only 2 years and not 3
Iyasu with most enemies: “I see that you are broken and feel there is no path forward, but there is, you can change, starting now”
Iyasu with Jack:
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/2030016562552524800…
Iyasu meeting back up with Rango after figuring out how to make it to the E V I L Rango fight dimension
When I’m given the choice between living in Voleria or The Froghorn Islands, so I kill myself instead
Octengeti (original universe): "Do you really want to take over and erase all of reality? that's insane, I'd never agree to that!"
Evil (original universe):
R A T T E L E R pulling up to make fun of Sundrie as Sordo before fucking back off to the Jazz Bar
Billiam to the other Hydra members in the AA theater as Iyasu, Rango, and Sundrie are saving the universe
Rango after being pulled out of the E V I L pocket dimension in 2038 doing nothing but fighting E V I L and dying for 50 years straight
Spirit World inside the Official City: "Woooah, cool pyramid"
the rest of the Spirit World:
Blitalian Sentino: (feels terrible for fighting AlBatalan)
Volerian Apostles after incinerating 1000 Bijio babies because they felt like it:
Velonia During the timeskip: (half of it gets taken over by hitler 2)
Paromatica During the timeskup: (fighting a two front war)
Charity During the timeskip:
Erm the joke is that W A R D posseses people and since G E O R G E died W A R D can posses him and become extremely powerful
What was happening on Obaladinshobaladonsh's home planet while C O C O E T H E S E was plundering Earth