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Today, the city of Charity finds itself struggling from success as the 2008 Bontu Ball World Cup slowly comes closer and closer. Recently, almost every hotel, AirBNB, and rental property in a 25 mile radius of the Charity Stadium has found themselves completely booked up during the Bontu Ball tournament’s two month length. We interviewed the regional manager of the downtown Boof Ass Inn & Suites Zachary Asswagon, who said “While it may be beneficial for profits, but it’s terrible for locals or tourists coming to see the city”. Not everything is that bad, as stadium sponsor Daward’s Enterprises has released a new limited time sticker for the new event. Every location offering this limited time sticker has found themselves completely sold out, unable to keep up with the absolutely massive crowd that waited in lines for hours before the openings of them. What a crazy situation this event has put companies in, truly suffering from success. We cannot wait for the roll out of the event, and see who is the truest Bontu Baller. Until then, thank you for tuning into The Charitian Times!
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