Good News Inc 69 Presents: ————————————————————————— Charity Cuts ALL Deals…

Good News Inc 69 Presents:
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Charity Cuts ALL Deals with The Froghorn Islands
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Charity recently made the decision to cease all financial operations with The Froghorn Islands today after their recent financial blunder. Three months ago, The Froghorn Islands had made a deal with Charity where they took out a loan of $5M. In return, they promised to pay back $6M to Charity. It’s been three months, and Charity has not seen even a penny of the amount back. In response, Charity cut all future plans to help the nation in its trying times, since The Froghorn Islands could not afford to pay back their current debts. President of The Froghorn Islands Ortho Knucklefoot declared this as a “Betrayal from a trusted nation” during a press conference, though I think we all see through that bullshit. Seeing as $300,000 of that money went to a repair on President Knucklefoot’s private yacht, the money isn’t going to the proper causes. The reason his yacht was being repaired was in response to an attempted assassination, where the LRDS launched massive gunfire at the yacht. Unfortunately… I mean thankfully, Knucklefoot wasn’t on the yacht at the time, so the country suffers- I mean prospers another day under his reign. We hope that the situation gets better, but I think we all know the first step to making that the future. Until then, this was Good News Inc, thank you for tuning it.
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