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The FY Corporation acquires Femboy Hooters
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Today marks a new day in The FY Corporation’s history, as we may see their stock value increase for once. Just yesterday, Femboy Hooters Inc was acquired by FY in a $3B deal, which gives FY 100% of ownership over the rights of Femboy Hooters Incorporated. Femboy Hooters spokesperson Jigglefoot Disease makes another statement about the situation, saying “This deal shall be beneficial towards us, and we are looking forward towards our name being inside of every FY Store again”. In this message, Disease is referring to over a year ago when we wrote about FY cutting business with Femboy Hooters. Disease is looking forward to FY replacing all in-store Finn’s restaurants with Femboy Hooters locations, yet this is very much just a fanfic Disease is entertaining in his head. It may be possible they do a 180° and get rid of all in-store Finn’s, but we’ll have to see. Thank you for tuning into Good News Inc

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