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!Breaking news! welcome to Channel 22 News. I am Mr. News here with the news. Today we mourn the loss of beloved Peloshian Bontu Ball Player Zafel Torn. He played for the Big Paromatica Big Dogs. This morning he was found with cuts all over him and a paper Crain sitting on his forehead. Police are saying that this may be connected to madeline belvbie’s death. They have no official confirmation yet but please do be careful. If we have a murder on the loose be careful of a paper cut. In other news, some volarian rioters were arrested today. They are all being charged with attempted murder, assault on an officer, and public nuisance. Four of the rioters will be also charged with vandalism and possession of a deadly weapon. Well, I’m Mr. News and this has been the news with Channel 22.