#news
222 messages · Jun 2021 to Sep 2026
There is a relentless serial killer on the loose in blitalia. He/she had killed 11 people so far, hopefully the authorities can find and stop this person
In a small warehouse in Velnotown, Westfelia a man has been discovered dead with many vital organs missing, the cause of death is currently unknown.
There has been a previously unknown community living under Japan Town, more details will be reported on soon.
!!BREAKING NEWS!!
There is a mass amount of theft going on, each time its a new person
Hide your belongings and lock your doors
We do not know what is causing this, the PAF (Power alliance force, previously the MAF) is recommending all capable people go to their headquarters to help stop this
Civilians should stay inside and hide their valuables
(News not related to the main world)
My Papaw passed away today at 3:03pm.
A group of 50 Velonian Fascist attempted to set off a bomb at the Multicultural Festival in Monte Clou but was stopped by an unknown force of people
the fist Velonian Fascist politician is elected in the 5th district of New Dublin
Velonian Prime Minister Kevin Templas "declares war on shinobis"
An empty warhouse in Ruckutan was discovered with American weaponry inside it
100 worker coops shut down in Kiad alone
Velonian mobilizes half a million soldiers
1 million immigrants in Velonia attempt to move back to there home country saying they feel unsafe
Income Inequality is beginning to worsen and Carbon Emissions are back in Velonia
Paromatican boarders have closed, no entree without id
Finally good border work
"Finally good border work" Tsar Alexi Sokalov says this morning to a crowd in Cykaburg addressing Paromatica
The Igerian Royal Family has gone into hiding after being threatened by both Velonian Fascists and Revolutionaries
Philbert Jonhs, the politician of the 5th district of New Dublin has been found to have sexual relations with an underage girl, he has also written a plan on obliterating Igiers
The Japanese Embassy in Alexandria has mysteriously exploded killing 10 diplomats and 127 civilian, more bodies have yet to be found
A small town Velonian preacher has been found to have American Weapons and a copy of the Rumph Journals
talk about the officals
!!Vote For Wako!!
Large death has happened near new London. Police are saying all but one is suicide. Is mass depression sweeping the country or is there a cult. In other news vote for wacko
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This just in, New London is getting a new prime minister. He is a direct descendant of Little Timmy, the founder of New London. That's right it's his Grandson, Carlos.
Melts just say armour and the official Peyton butler said no more to new London
Breaking news. New London is starting to mass produce power armor and distributing it to all new london territories
In retaliation to armour's threats
Paromatica has been seen mobilizing troops along Caho’s boarder, as well as actussia’s boarder
There has been many reports of Paromatican forces destroying and claiming Actussian housing and factories
!Reminder! be careful at night, the murders have been ongoing since thanksgiving, if you witness who is causing these "scenes" report immediately
A big explosion in votes for rozz have came into his vote box will he be our next leader?
More info from the front lines of the 2nd Battle of Caho:
Total death toll has reached 750, around 3 Peedman have been shot down, citizens should take shelter and tune into 1030 for updates in the area
All personal should stay away from fort chilicoth as the void beam grows, there have been reports of sickness, shortness of breath, heart palpitations, hemoptysis, and death.
!! DO NOT LOOK AT THE BEAM !!
ALL CAHO CITIZENS MOVE OUT OF CAHO NOW THIS IS NO DRILL PLEASE GET OUT AS FAST AS POSSIBLE. SOLDIERS WILL BE AROUND TO HELP THE OLD AND BROKEN. PLEASE EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY AND HEAD TO BLYATVILLE NOW.
Void sickness has lowered, STILL STAY AWAY FROM CAHO
Good news: Blitalia has allowed full religious freedom rather than limited religious freedom
Bad news: Caho citizens have no freedom due to a new power in caho, stay away from caho
Good news: everyone is dead by the way the officials don’t exist
!THIS PAST MESSAGE HAS BEEN CENSORED!
In other news, you may have been feeling heavier or lighter, do not worry about it. Everything is ok
Paromaticans have been revolting and protesting the current leader
There have been rumors that the entire Nothing bloodline has been killed! Reports say the Sundrie has gone missing, Wako was last seen at Fort Chillicothe, and Cat went after him!
⚠️DO NOT GO TO CAHO WE REPEAT DO NOT GO TO CAHO IT IS TO DANGEROUS TO BE THERE⚠️
Caho is safe! Thank you to our heros!
34 Velonian neighborhoods have established community armories as Velonian prime minister suggests that 1st and 2nd generation immigrants need to be kicked out
In national news a new country has been discovered by travelers. They call themselves Peska and apparently the blitalians have been there for a while. What new trades will this country have in store and will they get along with all the other countries?
BREAKING NEWS, A large muscular man with a big nose has been spotted around the Caho area and has been seen jumping thousands of feet in the air and landing on the Yeet Co. building in one jump.
Could this be a new hero!? More on that later
!BREAKING NEWS! Beware of a man who has killed 17 people in the past 24 hours. Do not talk to anyone wearing a cowboy hat and a bandanna
Former Tzar Vwacele Sokolov’s brother Grigori Sokolov has passed away at the age of 108…
!BREAKING NEWS! The Peska leader has been found dead with a bullet in his head. There will be a ceremony held in the capital building. There will be a new election in a few days. Temporary leader will be Zal Al Ghoul. He was the loser of our last election years ago.
For the first time in Paromatican history, there will be an Election!
Voting will end in 1 months time
peska has a murder on the loose. he is 5,11 with most of his face covered up. he wears all blue and has powers. BE AWARE
Election Eliminations are happening soon!
There has also been a sighting of a unidentified flying abject above Arine
It seems mostly harmless, more on that later
Prominent Paromatican political figure Fredrick Ulysses Campbell is allotted to give a speech in Castillia soon commenting on the election
In newer news cut out REJECT HUMANITY TURN BACK TO CHAIR cut back sorry about that folks. Peska has made an army and said “they will only be used for defense purposes”
BREAKING NEWS Peska has begun letting boats to travel from them to paramatica hopefully this fixes trading with the two countries
Due to the disappearance of Roz another prime minister election is going to be held in December of 1981, before then the party elections will occur to determine the head of each party in the upcoming election. So vote!
BREAKING NEWS!!
Stone creek citizens have been seen rebelling, armed with what looks like crystal weapons
some reports say there are similar sightings near the new london gulag and gilders mine, avoid these areas until the military deals with the “protesters”
BREAKING NEWS!!!
A man has taken over Peska. transmission cut out static cuts into a dark silhouette with light behind it hello citizens we are your new leaders. Turn away from society’s norms and turn back to the once loved chair………… transmission cuts out static transmission cuts back into the news room that’s all folks
The Prime ministorial debates for the Velonian Election will be held soon, each major party has chosen a prime minister and secondary minister for the candidacy. The debates will be held in Hong Kong at 5:30pm Eastern Chinese Time ECT or 10:30pm Central Peloshian Time CPT, here are the debaters:
Liberal Party:
PM = Moe Johnson
SM = Mbutu Kellan
Conservative Party:
PM = Ronald Rumph
SM = Nikkal Gregoriv
Bootstraps Org:
PM = Bill Plattan
SM = Tandrew Aate
Velonian Socialist Party:
PM = Joshhan Fukuno
SM = Lon Gin
Minor Parties:
Big Man (Big Party)
Breaking news New London has developed a new top of the line power armor the new model is the cutting edge T-79.
It’s equipped with a targeting HUD, top of the line vitals monitor, jet pack, and longer core life
As well as higher defensive capabilities and strength increase
It is now on its way to mass production and distribution
Should be ready within 3 months
Now to weather with @therek0_0
Uhhh, It's mostly clear over most of Peloshia, Highest Temperature is in Monte Clou with 109 degrees with 90% humidity and the lowest temperature is in Cykawood with a temperature of -5 degrees with 5% humidity. Seismists have detected seismic activity going up in the west pacific which could result in Tsunamis so Citizens around the east coast of Peloshia stay aware
anywho astronomers at the VAA Fredricksburg facility have spoted a very small metorite that is suspected to strike somewhere in Siberia, updates will be given once more information is discovered
Uhhhh, there have been a few hockey wins for the Velonian home team. In Blitalia bear wrestling is at its all time high, and there have been a few deaths with the athletes. Bontu Ball is on a rise with championships taking place in Arine. It sure is fun to watch, so I hope to see you at the games
Thank you. Now we will be back on at 3. Thank you for watching News channel 22.
Paromatican Trustworthy Radio: This is a reminder that there are currently NO rebelling union workers, and paramatica is always HAPPY to have harnessers as “citizens”
Wow what a great message from the swordess of paramatica, cat. In other news it seems to be that the people of Peska are rebelling in the center of Muldrove. It seems to be that they are standing just before the bridge and yelling about “freedom of the mind. There live now is Mr. News himself.
Thank you Peyton. I’m here live in Muldrove.the citizens are mad about leader ROZ controlling their minds and trying to start nuclear war with other countries. Here is the leader of this revolt, Myrid cross.
Myrid: “yes this OUT OF TOWNER wants to take over our minds and use it to his advantage. But I say NO he will not take my people and he will not take my COUNTRY. We will use force if needed.”
!BREAKING NEWS! Do not enter Peska. All flights and boats have been stopped coming. Peska is in war with itself. It seems as if the leader Roz and his people are fighting. We will keep you updated. This is Mr.News from news channel 22.
Parmomatica falling apart!?! - There has been a rising of protests from Guilders to High charity. They demand the right to practice their abilities outside of work. -more updates later-
The truth of peskan diplomacy has been revealed. On June 1st 1985 Roz was killed by the people. On the attack a harnester by the name of Taven Ulam turned Roz into gold and the people of Peska then melted him and turned him into multiple rings which are being sold all over peska. Taven was apprehended and is being taken to jail for crimes against the country. Is this a new dawn for Peska? Who knows.
The Velonian 1982 Prime Ministorial election has concluded reveling that Moe Johnston for the Liberal Party will be prime minister
Here is the election map
This just inned both Ronald Rumph and Tandrew Aate have claimed that the Prime Ministorial election was riged and it has provoke violent railies from their supporters, a recount is occuring in the near future to see if these claims are true
!Breaking News! This just in a blonde man and a boy with white hair were spotted fighting just outside of Arine. The two seemed to have fire and ice powers. The blonde man was identified as Rango Azicory. Famous for being one of the heroes of Monte-clou. The other one was profiled as Jack Frost Azicory. The brothers were rushed over to the hospital by helicopter and both will be fine. It seems that Rango will be arrested for harming a child and using a skill set. We don't know yet if Jack will be charged or arrested but as the story develops we will inform you. I am Mr.News from channel 22 we will be back at 3.
The recount of the votes for the velonianhas occured and revealed that the votes have the same result, leaders of the conservative party and bootstraps party are still claiming rigging
!Breaking News! Welcome to channel 22 news. I am Mr.News here with the news. Peska has finally elected its new leader. A man by the name of Culton Withon. In his opening statement Culton said that Peska would be a free place where everyone is welcome even harnessers. Culton said this to our news reporter when asked why he allows harnessers. “Well you see harnessers are people too. The only harnessers that we focus on are those who use there skill sets for evil. Everyone should get a chance no matter what.” He then walked into the capital building.
In other news the fight in Arine today between Rango and Jack azicory is awaiting trial. Jack will not be in trial and is being set loose because quote unquote “he is not a danger to Mr.Dimmadome.” As said by one of the arresting officers. Rango Azicory is awaiting trail by jury. Is trail will begin on June 20th. That is all we have for right now but stay tuned for the political climate in velonia at 12. I’m Mr.News and this has been the news.
!Breaking News! welcome to Channel 22 news. I am Mr.News here with the news. Rango Azicory was found Not guilty of all charges. While he does possess a skill the jury found him innocent of not using it. He was set free today and is able to go back to his ordinary life. In other news, there was a peaceful protest for harnessers. Maybe one day people will see harnessers are not all bad. That is all we have for right now but stay tuned for more at 10. I'm Mr.News and this has been the news.
!!RED MIST NEWS!! Paramatican protests are fueled by Rangos fire, as more people rebel their current harnesser laws! Some even asking for Rangos help, but many are warning all harnessers to stay away from paramatica! This is Red Mist news reporting for the people.
Breaking News! This New London Today. New London prime minister was assassinated by a group of democratic activists
New London has fallen into a anarchy
Who will take charge?
Is this it for New London
WAIT
This just in
A man is calling a meeting in the city of New London
Will he become the leader of New London
Will New London become a democratic country?
Stay tuned to find out
New London Today, will be back at 10:00 PM
!Breaking News! Welcome to Channel 22 news. I am Mr.News here with the news. In Paramatica under HIgh Charity there are a bunch of riots because of poor working conditions. "If not stop paramatica will get rid of them. every hour of protest they will send one bodyguard per person," Said Cat in her statement today. In other news, people are still mad at Velonia for not making Tndrew Aate the new prime minister. They are rallying in Igiers screaming his name in protest. Even though there is a TON of evidence of the sexual allegations against him.
In Outer Peloshian news Peska is finally getting back on track with its new science team. They have finally started to make weapons like guns and other weapons. The new leader Culton Withon said this when we asked "Mostly military personnel will have them. They can be sold in stores, but you will need a permit to sell and carry them, which can be bought for only 20 Ridens at the capital building. We hope to figure out how to manufacture cars soon." That is all we have for right now but stay tuned for an exclusive interview with the new prime minister of Velonia Moe Johnston at 10. I'm Mr.News and this has been the news with Channel 22.
New London Today here with some breaking news
The new leader of New London has been decided