Billiam Badford

Billiam Badford is a Harnester and a running joke about smell. He is a major character in the Smokeville arc and is one of the Hydra. Not the same person as Jermy Badford, who shares his surname (see Badford).

• Who plays him. A poll titled "Best Character played by Hayden" gave Billiam Badford 60% (#general-chat-2, therek0_0, 2024-08-19). Grug answered "I'm glad that the majority thinks billiam is the best character I've done" (#general-chat-2, 2024-08-19). Apple Jimmy later said he "is just a self insert from Grug" (#hot-takes, 2026-05-11); that is a claim in a hot-takes channel, not something the lore settles.
• The smell ("bado aura"). In Smokeville episode 2, "a horrible smell comes from the barn and Billiam Badford is there (the smell is his 'bado aoua')" (#episode-tracker, therek0_0, 2024-10-07). "Bado Auoa" tied for Best Character Gag with 2 votes (#general-chat-2, 2024-08-19). "Billiam doesn't shower" (#story-general, therek0_0, 2026-03-12). Spelled bado aura, bado auoa, bado aoua and Battol Owa.
• Skillsets. Another Brick in the Wall Pt1: he clones himself, only 2 clones at once (#skillset-or-ability-descriptions, Grug, 2024-05-07). Another brick in the wall pt2: 5 clones at once, or one very large being with 5x the durability, strength and speed. Battle Aura: "the more he stinks the stronger he gets" (#skillset-or-ability-descriptions, Grug, 2026-06-04).
• In fights. Billiam's clone throws a ball at Mach 1 at Miles (#peloshians-when, Grug, 2025-10-02). Billiam out aura farms Dave two seconds into a fight (#peloshians-when, Big Oil, 2026-10-23), and Dave surrenders after "Billiam's stink fumes" (Apple Jimmy, same day).
• Smokeville. Episode 2 (played 2024-07-20) and episode 3 (2024-07-28): he and Aralok step in to fight lung cancer but fail (#episode-tracker, 2024-10-07). He took 40% in the poll for Best Character from Smokeville, behind Yolkley at 60% (#general-chat-2, 2024-08-19).
• The Hydra. Listed in the Hydra member lists (#story-general, therek0_0, 2025-07-31 and 2026-03-02). "Billiam and Rosario's abilities synergize well together" (#peloshians-when, 2025-10-02). He speaks to the other Hydra members in the AA theater while Iyasu, Rango and Sundrie save the universe (#peloshians-when, 2026-03-15).
• Home. "The Badford residence" is named in a joke about Bayville people coming within 12.476 meters of it (#peloshians-when, therek0_0, 2026-04-13). In the real-world nationality list he is American (Ohio) (#story-general, 2026-03-19).
• Nicknames. Misspelled "Biliam" and "billyum" in chat. "Billiam Gayford" is used as a joke (#general-chat-2, therek0_0 and Grug, 2026-06-03 and 2026-06-04).

The two polls, as posted (#general-chat-2, therek0_0, 2024-08-19):