#story-general
264 messages · Oct 2021 to Oct 2026
I could've guessed
It’s only in gum form
He’s fine
Fun Fact: Bungie gum has the properties of Gum and Rubber
Fun Fact: if you go to the crack house in Alexandria they with give you power gum for 25 pallens
Fun Fact: Grimmy solos DBZ
Fun fact: Rango solos your dad
Fun Fact: Iyasu solos her own mental stability
Fun Fact: Satamachi does not like his current position
Fun fact: Rango hates watermelon
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Rango is standing in his room at the cactus house looking a lot younger. His mother (aurorabell) is talking to him.
Rango: “I’m so sorry I let you down mom.”
Autorabell: “oh there’s nothing to be sorry about Rango. Not all of us are cut out to be hero’s”
Rango “pff I’ll say”
Aurorabell: “Rango, this is for the best, you wouldn’t survive here. You have a good life, an easy life. We all envy you.”
Rango: “I’ll miss you”
Aurorabell: “I’ll always be with you Rango, and if you ever need me I’ll be there. Now go dear it’s getting dark.”
the scene changed to a present day Rango all beaten and battered. Bathed in blood and fire. He is watching as the town he loved the most burns to the ground.
Aurorabell in rangos mind: “Rango, I love you”
Rango out loud: “I love you too mom”
alright I'm moving the apperance tracker to a google doc because discord messages suck: https://docs.google.com/document/d/1CwyMdsf0VdPAg05syuzKE…
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Iyasu with 40epa
I think Iyasu is in like 50% of all caho episodes
and I counted the post credits scenes as half an episode
Sundrie has 36
Rango in third with 32
Iyasu has main character energy
also nobody's name starts with a q
fun fact
x or u either
What about quandale dingle
I can kinda understand that, like caho technically doesn't have a protagonist but I think if it did it would be Iyasu
hes not offiically on the list
started from the power plant now were here
I don't think he's officially appeared in an episode
imagine rango going evil route
Dude
I have
nah, he's crashed out (ask Guy Gieri) but he hasen't been evil before
Guy deserved it
true
In my mind the world is on fire and at the front lines against him is his old best friend Iyasu.
I see her with an eye patch, hair in bun, and a Komodo. She had all white on under it. He is wearing a red and black suit and his hair is messed up. They stand facing each other
That would be kind sick to draw, I might do that
She is like “how could you do this? How could you betray your family? How could you betray your friends? How could you betray me, Rango?” And he just looks at her and says “I did it because of you”
Evil taking notes rn
Dude I’m telling you this would go hard ong
100%
if they ever fight stamachi will be tweaking
Rango is about to get the answers to the universe
*intercepted by evil and karma
same thing tho
Oh trust when Rango comes back all the disintegrated parts of him are gonna be PURE fire and plasma
Imagine a giant bomb goes off in the official city
wako makes spirit nuke
*spirit wako
Nah
I MAKE A SPIRIT NUKE
OH NICE
EVIL APPROVES
If we think about it Rangos story is just the fall of Icarus
I hope he realizes so his final moments matter
Id hate to see rango actually die like he just did to mai
he gotta die in a blaze of glory
and then possibly get ressurected at the end of cacoethes
Nah he is going out fighting. His final moments will make his whole story make sense
Im hyped
dont let me change his story
he can fight whatever idc
I won’t cause everything that happens will lead to his demise from here on out
sadge
rango is a pog character
He is a goat
caho arc bingo board
Wow
That’s wack
she wont see it coming…
all a part of the plan
She said “evil is too obvious”
What’s wrong with the rattler?
Idk
She obviously knows number 1 and is just playing around
Strongest no matter the context is obviously Dave
…
His power is comparable to eating 800 million bananas
according to the former wiki
Who invited this guy to the cookout
I’m a loser who saw a party and joined
Is Dave even a part of Cocoethese?
What the hell is a coco these
My computer fucked up it’s audio a little bit I’ll join back
What I’ve learned from caho: Don’t let your past dictate who you are now
bars and also fax
@Evil E @Big Oil we still down?!?!
yee gimme a minit
Your Caho faves are PROBLEMATIC:
Iyasu is bisexual
Sundrie eats a lot
Rango has depression
Satamachi is gay
Ivan is Russian
Lyn is a nepo baby
Billiam doesn't shower
Karma likes skeletons
Nerd is an incel
Jerry is disabled
Jack is 15
Persephony is a Bird
Danka is trans
Umuli is Umuli
Albert is gay
Ry Joones
Be Careful Who You Stan
RY JOONES HAS ME ROLLING AND CACKLING
Jerry is indeed disabled
some non peloshia nationality hc for some of the characters (where they'd be from if they had to be from real world countries)
- Rango 🇺🇸 American (California)
- Ivan 🇷🇺 Russian
- Karma 🇰🇷 South Korean
- Satamachi 🇯🇵 Japanese
- Iyasu 🇯🇵 Japanese
- Sundrie 🇺🇸 American (New Jersey)
- Albert 🇹🇿 Tanzanian
- Deetz 🇺🇸 American (Louisiana)
- Mary 🇫🇷 French
- Clarissa 🇨🇳 Chinese
- Lon Gin 🇨🇳 Chinese (Tibet)
- Lyn 🇨🇦 Canadian
- Jerry 🇺🇸 American (Alabama)
- Doug Dimadome 🇺🇸 American (Texas)
- Ry 🇺🇸 American (Washington)
- Mohini 🇮🇳 Indian
- Danka 🇩🇪 German
- Silk 🇺🇸 American (Michigan)
- Grimm 🇨🇦 Canadian
- Mowzyn 🇺🇸 American (Hawaiian)
- Umuli 🇪🇹 Ethiopian
- Krema 🇪🇸 Spanish
- Jira 🇺🇸 American (Pennsylvania)
- Tony 🇮🇹 Italian
- Persephony 🇬🇷 Greek
- Ron 🇦🇺 Australian
- Miles 🇳🇿 New Zealander
- Rosario 🇧🇷 Brazilian
- Nick 🇺🇦 Ukrainian
- Sachi 🇯🇵 Japanese
- Keisho 🇯🇲 Jamaician
- Akura 🇹🇭 Thai
- Cosmin 🇹🇼 Taiwanese
- Yolkley 🇺🇸 American (Virginia)
- Sadra 🇯🇵 Japanese
- Mai 🇨🇳 Chinese
- Lee 🇯🇲 Jamaician
- Kett 🇲🇽 Mexican
- Vlad 🇷🇺 Russian
- Khantrast 🇰🇿 Kazakstani
- Sansho 🇺🇸 American (Virginia)
- Aralock 🇺🇸 American (Virginia)
- Billiam Badford 🇺🇸 American (Ohio)
- Bob 🇺🇸 American (Arizona)
- Vwacile 🇷🇺 Russian
- Timmy 🇬🇧 British (Scottland)
- Wacko 🇺🇸 American (New York)
- Kat 🇦🇹 Austrian
- Antonio 🇨🇴 Colombian
- E V I L 🇮🇹 Roman Empire
- O C T E N G E T I 🇮🇹 Roman Empire
- R A T T E L E R 🇷🇺 Russian (Imperial)
- F I G/F R A N 🇧🇷 Amazon Rainforest
- G E O R G E 🇪🇸 Spanish (Imperial)
• Dave 
Froghornese (South Islands)
I said what real place they’d be from if they had to be from outside Peloshia
The Froghorn islands are real to me
- Dave 🇺🇸 American (Cumming, Georgia)
- Dave 🇸🇹 Sao Tome and Principe
honestly amazing list
Harnester Tiering:
As harnesters become more common and known to the public a way of assessing their level of threat was needed. This lead to the creation of the Peloshian Powerscaling Society (PPS) which keeps a database of all known harnesters, demons, and angels and assesses them on a 2 pronged scale to determine their threat level. Their raw destructive power (DP) and effects (EF). Each threat is scored on both values and a tier is assigned to them based on it. The database is only of known or recorded instances of the harnester/other threat's and may not always be accurate.
DP values:
Human Level: Harnester is at the same level as a regular person (1)
Street Level: Significant threat to an unarmed person, can be taken down with conventional weapons (2)
Block Level: Can easily defeat one unarmed person but can be taken down by squads of multiple normal people (4)
MultiBlock Level: Convential weapons can't deal with them, a single person with training a military equipment might (6)
Village Level: Small scale military action may be needed (8)
Town Level: Medium scale military action may be needed (10)
City Level: Harnester is threat to small countries, large scale military action may be needed to deal with them (12)
Mountain Level: Harnester can significantly alter the Earth, WMDs may be the only convential way to deal with them (14)
Landmass Level: Harnester can destroy entirely landmasses effortlessly (16)
Planetary: Harnester can destroy a rocky planet (18)
Universal: Harnesters power can warp reality (20)
EF values:
Mundane: Harnester can't alter natural processes in any non harnestering way (0)
Personal: Harnester can alter parts of themself (1)
Minor Chemical: Harnester can produce irregular chemistry on a small scale (2)
Minor Physical: Harnester can alter physics on a small scale (3)
Major Chemical: Harnester produces irregular chemistry on a large scale (4)
Major Physical: Harnester can alter physics in major ways (5)
Outerpersonal: Harnester can alter the bodies of others (6)
Neurological: Harnester can affect cognitive processes (7)
Chronological: Harnester can warp time (8)
Minor Reality Warper: Harnester can create pockets of altered reality (9)
Reality Warper: Harnester can warp reality (20)
When a DP and EF value are known they are added together to determine tiers.
F tier: 1-3
D tier: 4-5
C tier: 6-7
B tier: 8-14
A tier: 15-17
S tier: 17+
Arc Order:
- Wacko Novels
- Rivers Edge (Monte Clou)
- Shinobi (Mark of the shinobi + Masters + MW)
- Dirty Deeds Deals Once More (Arine Arc 1)
- Shaken Pillars (Arine Arc 2)
- Civil War
- Wandering Shadow (Alexandria)
- Smokeville
- Shadows of Evil
- Spirit World
- Graduation of the Fated (Arine Arc 3)
- Finale (Tenmachi + Paromatica)
- Cocoethese
Arc Order (Next Generations):
Erm, bad business? ☝️
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