#general-chat-1
10,934 messages · Jun 2021 to Nov 2026
I WAS FORCED CATS LORE BY MY BEST FRIEND
IT WAS IN THE FIRST BOOK
Into the Wild?
THEY HAD TO ESCAPE SLAVERY
i think so
THERE WAS WAR
AND GENOCIDE
That wasn’t slavery…
oh god
That was a kittypet (house cat) wanting to go live in the forest with the clans
It was his choice lol
You mousebrain
ah
muh bad
not the cats slurs
Dude I can’t help it
Especially when everyone is sharing tongues in the warriors den
yeah!
Ordering boneless wings rn
tryna get like that fr
I love boneless wings
I kinda like the bones in mine
just a habit thing atp
No thanks
I’ll choke and die
from where? it’s 11
The joke requires several layers of context, so I will explain it with the level of unnecessary detail normally reserved for a doctoral thesis.
The original meme states: "Dudes who order boneless wings close the fridge with their childbearing hips."
This is based on the stereotype that someone with wide hips might close a refrigerator door by bumping it with the side of their body instead of using their hand. The phrase "childbearing hips" is an old expression referring to wider hips typically associated with women. The meme is therefore humorously accusing men who order boneless wings of exhibiting an exaggeratedly feminine physical characteristic over something as insignificant as their preferred poultry configuration.
I then replied: "ordering boneless wings rn."
On the surface, this appears to be a simple declaration that I am, at this very moment ("rn" meaning "right now"), purchasing boneless wings despite the implied insult. A reader unfamiliar with additional context may reasonably conclude that I am merely sharing my late-night dining plans.
However, there exists an additional layer of contextual information.
I am a transgender woman (male-to-female). One of the physical traits many transgender women desire is a more traditionally feminine body shape, which often includes wider hips. Consequently, when the meme jokingly claims that ordering boneless wings grants one "childbearing hips," I interpret this fictional cause-and-effect relationship not as an insult, but as an unexpected benefit.
Therefore, my statement "ordering boneless wings rn" is not about chicken.
It is about the hypothetical acquisition of feminine hips through the magical, scientifically unsupported mechanism of consuming boneless poultry products.
The humor derives from intentionally pretending to believe the meme's absurd premise. Rather than rejecting the accusation, I enthusiastically embrace it because the alleged consequence aligns with a body feature I actually want. It is an example of ironic agreement.
To express the joke as a formal logical proof:
Premise 1: Ordering boneless wings results in childbearing hips.
Premise 2: I would like wider, more feminine hips.
Conclusion: Therefore, I should immediately order boneless wings.
This reasoning is, of course, invalid in reality because there exists no peer-reviewed evidence demonstrating a statistically significant correlation between the consumption of boneless wings and pelvic morphology.
Unfortunately, your response interpreted my comment literally rather than metaphorically. You asked where I intended to order wings at 11 PM. This suggests the symbolic nature of the statement was overlooked, and instead it was processed as an ordinary logistical announcement regarding late-night food acquisition.
In summary:
The chicken was never the point.
The hips were the point.
The wings were merely the hypothetical delivery vehicle for the hips.
The joke was that I was pretending to exploit a fictional biological loophole whereby gender-affirming body changes could be achieved not through hormones, surgery, genetics, or the passage of time, but instead by placing an order for conveniently breaded pieces of chicken breast.
Sadly, modern medicine has not yet approved this treatment plan.
as shakira famously said, “my hips don’t lie”
My hips spread falsehoods and misinformation
There is a project in the works 🙏
Worst producer ever 🙏🙏
“I’m making something”
Shut your up
What the up
Whata funny?
Guys
“Adapt or die”
Doom rework
Confirmed? Or not
Things I tell my elderly neighbor
When he doesn’t understand his computer
Idk I hope they rework him
Honestly me too
Uppercut needs a return
Yeah
We still able to do caho?
i am
I’m able to!
I am to
Just woke up from a nap
How was that nap
On a scale from 1 to 80 septillion
Kinda goated
Don’t know why I got so tired though
That’s tuff
Also, lulu lemon lady
Is your name a resident evil reference?
No
no
Grrr
dumbass
Now I have to break it to my trans friend
😡😡😡
So who is Leon then
My husband
Wait
So is it a resident evil reference or not?!
What do you mean by reference
IS LEON FROM RESIDENT EVIL
YES
SO ITS S REFERENCE
YOUR USERNAME IS A REFERENCE
I GUESS?
I KINDA JUST MADE IT UP ONE DAY
dumbass
Your gonna make me cum
Stop
@role caho at 11 on Sunday?
You will not believe this shit!!!
still can’t
OH MY GOD
Ethan was never in the military
He just hates Caho now
Wrong
@role are we still doing caho tonight
Nope
meow
sure
meow
i’ll down
more
meow
meow
meow
Ok
Sounds like the guy next to me
u have a guy next to u?
bay
gay
meow
meow
meow
woof
hampster noises
Wood
Woof woof
what time we thinkin?
I’m good now
Samesies
My laptop is getting done with an update
ima just get some things ready
Getting yo maid outfit on